17 5 / 2013
✨Post-it-Love-Note whisper sweet nothings to me edition✨
Your body is just a bonus ;)
11 5 / 2013
“sandstone gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully gully”
Hahaha I don’t even…
I was going to link to the “music video” that helped inspire this comic but I don’t think I want to expose you guys to that much booty jigglin’.
If you dare brave it, just search “wally wally wally world” on YouTube.
10 5 / 2013
“the vending machine. I”
From this moment on, none of us will ever look at vending machines the same way.
09 5 / 2013
More Butt Investigations for the Bureau. Bureau of Indisputed Truths is a strip that runs in the Believer when I send it in on time.
09 5 / 2013
“FITNESS A FIREMAN NEED TO RUN UP 7 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS CARRYING HIS HEAVY AND AWKWARD GEAR, AND THEN HAVING TO BREAK DOWN”
Horse, you looks good, won’t you back dat ass up
You’se a fire fighter, won’t you back dat ass up
Call me backdrafty when you back dat ass upI could keep going.
08 5 / 2013
“nobody will sit”
A smooth criminal will steal your heart.
This one just steals your butts.
07 5 / 2013
“But”
What person WOULDN’T want two butts? That’s almost worth having your hands reattached to your elbows.
HEY! Stop by table #1105 at Wizard World New Orleans this weekend if you’re a fan of the comic. I’ll have some goodies for sale, and you can maybe win a free horse. I’m not going to clarify what that means.
More updates to come on my twitter!












